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The most common complaint we receive is “You offer so many great cuts of underwear, I just don’t know where to start!”    Sorry about that. Our greatest weakness has always been loving our customers TOO much.  So to help you figure out which style is right for you, we created this simple flowchart:
Find Your Fit
Flowchart that showcases shinesty's variety of underwear cuts. From Ball hammocks to Trunks and everything in between.
Bralette
Boxer with fly
Thong
Boyshort
Briefs
Cheeky
Bikini
Long Leg
Standard Boxer Briefs
Trunks
Shop Your Style
The second most common complaint we receive is “You offer so many great patterns and designs, I just don’t know where to start!”    (By the way, the THIRD most common complaint we get is “Your emails are filled with fake quotes from customers just to make you look good.”)  So to help you figure out which designs are right for you, we created another simple flowchart:
The Pick your print flowchart, showcasing  the xrated, plain and pg-13 designs shinesty offers.
Solid Colors
PG-13 Designs
Non offensive patterns
Spacer in flow cchart
Sexy Holiday Prints
x-rated collection
Is that all you got? I thought you said we were gonna get freaky
I think You might need to talk to someone
Purchase Your Pattern

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