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Shinesty
Did you know there are over 7.9 billion people in the world and LESS THAN HALF of them are currently Shinesty underwear subscribers? Our investors are NOT pleased. (Image: One vertical half of the Earth wearing a pair of Shinesty underwear) So we’re making it cheaper than ever to become a subscriber. This week only,
when you sign up for an annual subscription, we’re giving you 3 months FREE.
[CTA: “Join the cult slashed through club!”]
(Image: Slideshow of men’s & women’s underwear)
Our subscribers get special discounts throughout the year, access to exclusive designs, and a new pair of underwear delivered to their door every month. And if you slip the delivery person a couple bucks they’ll even help you put them on. (Image: Delivery man holding up a pair of underwear) [CTA: “Commit to something for once in your life”]
And unlike our competitors, we guarantee that every pair of underwear we send you will be BRAND NEW and NEVER BEFORE WORN. Ask yourself: Why aren’t those other companies making that promise?
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(Image: Person holding their nose while looking at stinky underwear) [CTA: “And why haven’t they denounced fascism?”] This deal won’t last long, so act now! For one week only,
when you sign up for an annual subscription, we’re giving you 3 months FREE.

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