Keep an eye out for the pickle We hide a Christmas pickle in every email. It might be a discount, but usually it’s a link to something we found in the dark abyss of the web that we thought was entertaining

Let’s face it: There haven’t been many occasions to dress up this year. And no, changing into “work sweatpants” doesn’t count. Fortunately, you still have 2 big opportunities to get dolled up in 2021: Christmas & New Year’s Eve. (Image: Christmas & New Year’s formalwear in a party atmosphere)

Let’s continue facing it: Christmas isn’t exactly a holiday known for its fashion. I mean look at this guy: (Image: Santa) He wears his belt on top of his jacket. Hey, old man, belts go on your pants, you know, WHERE THE BELT LOOPS ARE.

Show Santa what a REAL Christmas outfit looks like with our collection of stunning holiday formalwear.

Gif showcasing various christmas formalwear

Do you want to start the New Year with a kiss as the clock hits midnight? (Image: Couple kissing on New Years)

Do you want to start the New Year with an all-out orgy?

Now we’re talking. Our collection of New Year’s formalwear will ensure you’re the best dressed person at the party. And soon, the best undressed person... (Image: New Year’s formalwear in a party environment) [CTA: “Shop New Year’s Formalwear”]

Of course, when you wake up hungover on January 1st and want to strip out of that puke-stained formalwear and slip into something more cozy, we’ve also got you covered. [CTA: “Shop Pajamaralls & Onesies”]

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