There’s only one day left in our Baby Got Cash Back offer! Listen to Sir Clix-A-Lot, because the more you spend, the more you save. Every purchase gets you up to 50% money back.

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Put a pillow on your office chair because your ass is gonna be planted in that bad boy all day getting up to 50% money back on every order from us. Don’t forget to stretch out your clicking finger so you don’t blow out a knuckle. (Image: Excited person in front of a computer)

Seems like a good read, lets start a book club?

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This deal won’t happen again anytime soon because I checked with our accounting department and there’s no way we’re making any money on this. Now I understand why Capital One only gives you 1.5% cash back. 50%?? What were we thinking?? (Image: Capital One card) Caption: “What’s in our wallet? At this point just dust and old condoms.” [CTA: “Shop Now and take our money before it’s all gone”]

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