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Congratulations! You’ve been selected to become a member of the brand new  Shinesty Look Club.
It’s like a book club, but with even less reading & even more drinking.  [CTA: “Can I read the audiolook instead?”]  For the inaugural meeting of the Look Club, we’ll be wearing The Grape Jelly. Image of grape jelly boxers    [CTA: “That’s a classic I’ve been meaning to check out!”]
About this month’s selection:  Genre: Mystery/Thriller The Grape Jelly is available in men’s standard cut and women’s cheeky. What happened to the other cuts? Could they have been...murdered???  (Image: Boyshorts and thong of Grape Jelly with knives in their backs) [CTA: “I hope there’s not a big twist at the end because that sounds uncomfortable”]
Here’s how it works:   Buy a pair and try them out for a month. Ideally not EVERY day of the month. But you should be able to get a few solid days in with a weekly laundry schedule.  [CTA: “I’ll just buy 31 pairs. Problem solved.”]  Then after you’ve put the underwear through the wringer, it’s time to get together with your local chapter of the Look Club and discuss your experience.
(Image: Group of people sitting in a living room, all wearing Grape Jelly underwear)  [CTA: “Well I AM looking for more excuses to see my friends in their underwear”]
Potential Discussion Questions: Do you think this underwear would have resonated as strongly if it were based on green grapes? The author claims MicroModal fabric is 3x softer than cotton. Do you feel they provided sufficient reasoning for the fabric to undergo such a character change? The black waistband is obviously a metaphor for the inevitability of death, but what do you think the teal fabric of the Ball Hammock® pouch symbolizes? How has your life been altered forever by wearing this pair of underwear?  Join us next month when the Shinesty Look Club dives into The Bordeaux.
[CTA: “Ugh, so derivative of The Grape Jelly. This author is a total hack.”]

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