What do you get when you combine the most crisp, refreshing beer on the market with a slim fitting retro sweater? A soggy sweater that’s gonna attract bees. Which is why you should leave the process to us. Check it out the latest in Fall Fermentation Fashion:

The Officially Licensed Shinesty x Busch Sweater. Image: Sweater imagery

[CTA: “Gimme that torso koozie”] This effervescent sweater is cold brewed for maximum refreshment using only the finest hops, barley, and fabric. Our brewmaster performs quality control every step of the way to ensure only the smoothest, most aromatic beverage makes it out of our industrial textile manufacturing plant. [CTA: “Show off a Busch”]

And for a limited time only, wear this sweater into your local watering hole and get a free can of Busch! Technically they’re under no obligation to give you one, but maybe if you ask nicely. Or buy a second sweater and give it to the bartender. Couldn’t hurt. [CTA: “Wake up in a cold sweater”]

Complete the look with our beer themed Ball Hammock® pouch underwear:

Just remember, these are pull downs, not twist offs. [CTA: “Crack a cold one & cover your crack”] [CTA: “I wanna buy the sweater but I don’t wanna scroll up”]

[CTA: “I wanna buy the sweater but I don’t wanna scroll up”]

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