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Things are always better when they come in packs. (Image: Six pack of beer, package of hotdogs, six pack abs) Although if you indulge in the first two you’re not likely to have the third one.
But when underwear comes in packs, it always means a cheap, uncomfortable product and/or terrible Christmas present. (Image: Disappointed child opening a present to reveal a pack of white briefs)
Our men’s & women’s Pack Builders are here to change that stigma once and for all. (Image: Beauty shots of a man’s pack and a women’s pack)
Big things come in small packages
 [CTA: “Finally a package that won’t disappoint me”]
(Image: Style & size selection pages for men & women)
Select your style & size, then choose up to 9 pairs of underwear for your pack.
(Image: GIF slideshow of patterned mens & womens underwear)
Any pattern you like. Go wild!
(Image: GIF slideshow of solid color mens & womens underwear)
Or any solid color you like go less wild! The more you pack, the more you save. Up to 33% off! And when your SO hears how much you saved, those things’ll be 100% off.
 [CTA: “Cash money, bro”]
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  Well what are you waiting for? Start packing off!

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