Howdy, my name is Forrest. Having worked at Shinesty for over two years, I’ve seen hundreds of designs come to fruition only to watch them fade into the annals of underwear history. The instant I gazed upon this print I knew it was special.

Photo of underwear w/ button that says lift your spirits

Clearly, I had no choice but to immortalize these ethereal bazookas for future generations to appreciate by getting them tattooed on my supple thigh. Behold, the Ghost Busty in its many forms.

To be clear, I did not get any compensation for this company-mandated tattoo. But my boss did tell me that it would make my French beach holiday extra spicy when the euro ladies see it paired with my extra short Jorts. Did I make a mistake? Perhaps. Are you ready to make a mistake? That’s the spirit. We’re calling on YOU to help us perpetuate the arts by getting a tattoo of these Julius Squeezers on your flesh canvas. The first five martyrs to embark on our preservation mission by getting a tattoo of the print and sending us a photo will be rewarded with three years of free underwear for their sacrifice.

Ben Afflecks back tat saying "but wait theres more" My tattoo of these paranormal milk cannons is about 4 inches (guess how I measured) but feel free to go the Ben Affleck Style. Hey, it’s not OUR mom’s heart you’re breaking. Who knows, maybe we’ll even up the ante and give you underwear for life. We’re not legally committed to ANYTHING.

If you’re against putting bumper stickers on your Lamborghini, you can still do your part by snagging a fresh pair for your wearable art collection.

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(Legal Mumbo Jumbo: 5 prize winners will receive 36 pairs of underwear. One winner who gets a full back tattoo will receive 60 pairs of underwear. Entries can be submitted by responding to this email, or by tagging us on social media. The first 5 people to submit their tattoos will redeem the prize of 36 pairs of underwear. The applicant is solely responsible for paying all applicable local, state and federal taxes and we highly recommend you talk to a qualified tax professional about this.)

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