Introducing the coolest thing to touch your junk since you stopped experimenting with Icy Hot. Shinesty Ball Hammock Polar Pair™ Underwear Featuring brrr Pro’s® proprietary fabric that proactively reduces the temperature of your skin and hyper wicks sweat by amplifying moisture movement. The enhanced fibers feature concentrated cooling minerals built into the fabric so cooling is permanent and will not wash away over time. CTA: Put Your Pair In A Polar Pair™

So What Is This Witchcraft? They call it the Triple Chill Effect® Cooling Materials, quick drying and moisture wicking. CTA: See All 6 Polar Pair™ Styles

But there’s more. We’ve constructed these to deep freeze your heat zones with mesh backs, gussets, and even a mesh pouch. We also made these with a fly in case you really want to feel the breeze. CTA: Finally, I Won’t Need Gold Bond Any More

Here’s a list of things you can now do in 100° heat without embarrassing your family name: Sit on pleather golf cart seats without needing a spatula Take on 12 hours at Disney World Find the bottom of bottomless mimosas sitting outside for brunch

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