Is going Back To School Forget the yawn-worthy monotony of “most likely to succeed” and “best eyes” because we’re bringing you the superlatives that have earned their place in the margins of your burn book yearbook.

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Cue The Nostalgia & Queue The Superlatives Or Just Get To Those Chonies

The 80085 (men’s only on body pic with calculator) Most Likely To: plot the curves of dat ass Get Calculating P.S. It glows in the dark

The Field Trip (MF on body pic with brownies) Most Likely To: bring special brownies to the bake sale Take The Trip Why Am I So Hungry?

The 69 Pack (MF on body pic with close up of crayon names) Most Likely To: deface school property with profane doodles Get Some NSFW Crayons

The Afternoon Arcade (MF on body pic) Most Likely To: play hooky and get away with it Get Your Pair But Don’t Get Caught Shop Back To School Supplies

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