There’s never been a better time to wear faux denim. That’s because it’s ALWAYS a good time to wear swimwear and party-ready pieces made from 100% pure fake denim.

#1 BECAUSE YOUR EX HATES DENIM Now that you’re finally free to explore your denim side, express yourself. From eating frozen pizza, to falling asleep with all your clothes on, wearing denim swim trunks is just another aspect of your eat, pray, make-your-ex-jealous journey. #2 HOT DENIM SUMMER IS HERE There’s nothing sexier than some cowboy-inspired cloth nestling up to your nuts loins, except when it’s raw, stiff denim on your soft bits. Luckily, our denim is faker than your cocktail party laugh, so it’s already broken into perfection. #3 MUSTARD STAINS LOOK BETTER ON BLUE Let’s face it, you’re going to be cramming more hotdogs down your gullet this summer than Johnny Chestnut on Independence Day. What canvas is to paint, your denims are to mustard stains, and you, my friend, are a regular van Gogh. #4 THE THIGH’S THE LIMIT For heaven’s sake, please stop hiding those delicious meat slabs. Your thighs are the window to your crotch, so dust off the curtains and let your legs do the talking thanks to our 0” inseam. The Denim Swim Briefs cover everything you need to, and nothing you don’t.

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