Sure, our designer may have binged Superbad when creating this print, but you all keep eating up these naughty designs, so here ya go… Zoom in if you want.

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Drop Your Longboard In Our Ball Hammocks

Now, for a completely irreverent how-to guide for those wanting more wholesome content from this email: How To Catch A Seagull At The Beach: The Venus Flytrap Method requires one accomplice (or spotter) and one codeword Dig a hole that can fit your body with your arms extended over your head Get a towel that’s just as big as the hole Get a food that seagulls flock too (Cheetos are a good starting point) Get in the hole and place towel over your body Have accomplice sprinkle the towel with said Cheetos Accomplice finds a good hiding spot with a clear view Wait until seagull swoops in to grab bait Accomplice shots codwork Holeboy or holegirl spring into action bringing their toes and arms together Eat the ‘gull* Just kidding, don’t even try this and definitely don’t eat the seagull even if some Florida Man tries to tell you they’re “the ribeye of the sky.”

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