— Where are they taking her?
— Where all the other bad nuts go, to the garbage chute.
— Where does the chute go?
— To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
— Today *is* Tuesday.
— Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today.

Isn’t it good that nothing in life is a sure thing?

Think of all the opportunities that open up, all the chances to do something great!

Life would sure be boring if we always knew what we were getting into.

That’s what makes this afternoon’s white wine offer that much more exciting!

Because ‘Every Bottle of White Wine is Worth Double’! 

That’s right, when you buy into this deal for just $20, you’ll score amazing wines worth double what you pay!

You may not know what wines you’ll score, but they will definitely be something super-delicious — and twice the value! 

Yep, just $20 could get you this top upgrade….

A FULL CASE (12 bottles) of 2020 Duckhorn Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc, worth $384! 

Plus, we’ve got 99% upgrades, meaning 99% of the wines will be worth double! 

Duckhorn is one of Napa’s most iconic estates (true fact: its name on the New York Stock Exchange is NAPA). Founded as a small family-run operation, it  now owns a whole flock of high-end estates throughout California and Washington! This diversity allows Duckhorn to really dig into West Coast terroir and create a stunning array of wines.

The Sauvignon Blanc has been a signature since the early days. Taking inspiration from Bordeaux, a little bit of Sémillon is added into the blend to give a bit of richness and body. They then ferment and age the wines in a combination of stainless steel and oak to further develop complexity and intrigue, while still bringing out the bright, fresh fruit Sauvignon Blanc is known for.

This gorgeous wine will totally WOW you — good thing you could score 12 bottles! 

Don’t miss your shot — get in on this deal now!

QUICK OFFER RECAP:

• Just $20 gets you a white wine worth double what you pay!
• 99% upgrades to pricier bottles
• A FULL CASE (12 bottles) of 2020 Duckhorn Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc, worth $384, could be yours!!!

Jeff, Founder
UndergroundCellar.com
 
P.S. For $36 you might score that 2017 Screaming Eagle ‘The Flight’ Napa Valley, worth $1,000, or another esteemed themed wine!
VIEW OFFER HERE

P.P.S. Have you scored a Golden Ticket yet? We're giving away over $10,000 in prizes! Find out how to score below:

1. Scattered through the offers are bottles with the words Golden Ticket attached to the name. At the end of the promotion, your Golden Ticket will turn into an amazing prize!
2. Everyone who has even 1 Golden Ticket is guaranteed to win a prize.
3. Collect multiple Golden Tickets for even better prizes!

We're giving away over $10,000 in prizes including Gift Cards up to $250, an Apple Watch, a Coravin, Wine Fridge, Win Wine for a year & so much more!

All you have to do is buy from these offers to automatically earn Golden Tickets. We'll also have other opportunities to nab these coveted tickets, such as answering riddles and other fun games!

Start collecting these Golden Tickets ASAP as these offers won’t last long.

Get in on our insane Golden Ticket offers now by CLICKING HERE