Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that "all offers shall become null and void if" - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
"I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!"
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!
You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
Gorgeous, have you ever been tempted by something?
Like when Charlie and his grandpa snuck into the fizzy lifting drink room and started floating upwards?
Sometimes the excitement of obtaining something you've never had before is so captivating that you lose all sense of the world around you.
TEMPTATION, my friends, is what today's offer is all about.
And on days like today, temptation can lead to amazing things.
And what a temptation that unbelievable 4-Bottle Set of Kosta Browne is!
And even if you don't score that ridiculous top upgrade, EVERY bottle in this offer is a delicious top-rated Pinot Noir!
When you pay just $42 per bottle, you could also nab a 6-bottle set of 2018 Flowers Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir, worth $330, a stunning MAGNUM from cult label Scribe, and so many more!
Kosta Browne started as a fun side project for a couple of friends but blossomed into the most coveted label for California Pinot. Made only in small quantities, it takes years to get off the waitlist and actually get your hands on bottles.
KB works with both estate vineyards and super-select sites from several AVAs throughout California. This approach allows the estate to work with only the best fruit and create gorgeous, terroir-driven Pinots.
Fog is the name of the game for the Gap’s Crown vineyard in the Petaluma Gap. In the morning, it’s slow to burn off, so grapes stay cooler longer and have more time to ripen throughout the growing season. Fruit not only develops nuanced flavors, but it also retains acidity, which provides a bright freshness to each sip.
As one of Kosta Browne’s signature bottlings, most people would be lucky to even own ONE bottle — but right now you’re getting a shot at 4 highly coveted bottles!
Give in to temptation and get in on this deal now!
QUICK OFFER RECAP:
Just $42 gets you stunning Pinot Noir
98% upgrades to pricier bottles
That rare 4-Bottle Set of 2016 Kosta Browne’s Gap Crown Vineyard Pinot Noir, worth $680, could be yours!!!
P.P.S. It’s a summer rosé blowout! For just $22, you could score a 6-Bottle Set of 2011 Louis Roederer Brut Rosé Champagne, worth $660! VIEW OFFER HERE
P.P.S. Have you scored a Golden Ticket yet? Find out how below:
Scattered through the offers are bottles with the words "GOLDEN TICKET" attached to the name. When you get upgraded to a bottle with a "GOLDEN TICKET" you can trade in that GOLDEN TICKET FOR A MAGICAL PRIZE! There will be at least 500 golden tickets so your chance of scoring one is high!
Everyone who has even 1 Golden Ticket is guaranteed to win a prize.
Collect multipleGOLDEN TICKETS for even better prizes!
All you have to do is buy from these offers to automatically earn Golden Tickets. We'll also have other opportunities to nab these coveted tickets, such as answering riddles and other fun games!
The prizes? Well, you’ll just have to wait and see! But these are prizes beyond your wildest dreams! I’m talking prizes worth up to $1,200! There are over $10,000 in prizes in total!
There are 3 ways to win prizes with Golden Tickets:
WAY 1: Earn Golden Tickets = instantly win a prize!
WAY 2: We'll also randomly pick 5 Golden Tickets to automatically win one of our prize upgrades, each worth hundreds of dollars!
WAY 3: Whoever gets the MOST Golden Tickets can take their pick of one of the INSANE SUPER PRIZES!
WOW!!!
Start collecting these Golden Tickets ASAP as these offers won’t last long.
Get in on our insane Golden Ticket offers now by CLICKING HERE
