There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

Ahhhh, Gorgeous, remember as a kid the excitement you felt for Charlie as he found that golden ticket to the Chocolate Factory?

Growing up I had always wanted to buy something ordinary -- like a chocolate bar -- and magically be surprised by a golden ticket.... opening a door to a magical place of excitement and wonder.

As the years grew on, I realized the truthfulness of the world:

very few "golden tickets" exist in life.

But every once in a while an anomaly occurs.

A GOLDEN TICKET opportunity surfaces...

...and it's up to you to decide to CAPTURE IT, or merely continue with the mundane.

Well, well, well Gorgeous...

TODAY IS A GOLDEN TICKET OPPORTUNITY.

YES!

That's because I just sprinkled SIXTY-ONE "Golden Tickets" into offers on our website right now.

How do Golden Tickets work?

1. Scattered through the offers are bottles with the words "GOLDEN TICKET" attached to the name. When you get upgraded to a bottle with a "GOLDEN TICKET" you can trade in that GOLDEN TICKET FOR A MAGICAL PRIZE! There will be at least 500 golden tickets so the possibility of scoring one is high!
2. Everyone who has even 1 Golden Ticket is guaranteed to win a prize.
3. Collect multiple GOLDEN TICKETS for even better prizes!

All you have to do is buy from these offers to automatically earn Golden Tickets. We'll also have other opportunities to nab these coveted tickets, such as answering riddles and other fun games!

The prizes? Well, you’ll just have to wait and see! But these are prizes beyond your wildest dreams! I’m talking prizes worth up to $1,200! There are over $10,000 in prizes in total! 

There are 3 ways to win prizes with Golden Tickets:

• WAY 1: Earn Golden Tickets = instantly win a prize!
• WAY 2:  We'll also randomly pick 5 Golden Tickets to automatically win one of our prize upgrades, each worth hundreds of dollars!
• WAY 3: Whoever gets the MOST Golden Tickets can take their pick of one of the INSANE SUPER PRIZES!

Excited? You betcha!

So you'll want to start collecting these Golden Tickets ASAP as these offers won’t last long. And you'll want these prizes.

Trust me.

So go crazy and order a bunch of bottles from each offer. Hoard your 'GOLDEN TICKETS' and cash them in for sweet prizes.

***Just don't eat the mushrooms or lick the wallpaper, OK?

Have Fun!

Jeff, Founder
UndergroundCellar.com