You asked for the origin story of MicroModal underwear, and with the Five-Ringed Games starting now, we decided it’s time to reveal the shocking truth.

The first pair of underwear was conceived at the hottest co-ed Greek nude amateur wrestling meet of 69 BC. Wanting to counter the infamous rear naked choke hold, an unnamed wrestler wove the first pair from what we now know as cotton. They proved to be too hot and uncomfortable for competition. This legendary innovator had no choice but to pass the torch of comfort onto us.

We engineered our underwear to keep you cool, dry, and comfortable when things get hot. Our micromodal fabric in our mens and womens is 3X softer than cotton and may be the next best thing to wearing nothing at all.

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