Shinesty Restock Alert: Astrological pick up line #1: Hey Baby, did you know stars don’t technically twinkle? As light travels to your eyes, turbulence in the Earth’s atmosphere disturbs its path creating the ✨illusion✨ that the star is twinkling. So you know, stars don’t twinkle, but your eyes do(; By the way, I’m Chaz.

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