it's time for a proper 4th of July send off.
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By now if you’re not loaded to the gills with glizzy’s and #macrobrews, you’re already doing the Fourth of July an injustice. But we’ve got something that should get you in the mood right now. We wanted to take a break from our regularly scheduled underwear email to hit you with four of the most absurd Fourth of July facts we’ve heard to date. 1. Americans will consume more than 150 million hot dogs on July Fourth.
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2. Firecrackers cause the most Fourth of July firework related injuries. Sparklers come in second, and the tried & true Roman Candles come in third.
3. Americans will buy $1 billion worth of beer on the fourth.
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*We've purposely omitted how many gallons of urine Americans will pee into pools, but if you’re still reading this, then we can only assume you’re intrigued. So, the average household pool will have about 2 gallons of mellow yellow in it. Think twice about where you dive.
4. In 2017, Bumble experienced a black out because so many users were looking for afternoon delights. We don’t know if it was actually afternoon delights or meaningful relationships, but we’re not kidding ourselves here.
Here’s to a 3-day weekend, millions of pounds of gunpowder, and endless cold gold to make your Fourth of July one for the books.
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Stay Weird & Seriously, Be Careful With Those Fireworks
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