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#1 Stegosaurus They’re physically horny but emotionally unavailable with a brain the size of a walnut. The perfect candidate for a one night stand. #2 Triceratop Although Paleontologists have neither confirmed nor denied that dinos partook in ménage à trois, their given name makes us beg to differ dubbing these as the kinkiest dinosaurs on the block. #3 Velociraptor Their name means, “speedy thief” so they’re basically the hump and dump of the dino world. #4 Brachiosaurus The human equivalent of putting 6’4 on your Hinge profile. They weren’t only the tallest but one of the thiccest dinosaurs clocking in around the size of 17 elephants. Don’t even get me started on that neck. #5 Pteranodon Kinda like the second cousin of the Pterodactyl, but waaaay bigger and completely toothless bringing some extra adrenaline to the mile high club. #6 T-Rex Their arms may have been small, but their teeth were about a foot long each. Makes you wonder about their other assets. Honorable Mention: Barney “Won’t you say you love me too?” too needy.
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