Hey guys,
Have any of you ever wondered why they call it a ‘flash sale’? I asked Matt in our copywriting department, but he’s a bit of an oddball… Couldn’t get a straight answer out of him.
But hey, that’s probably not the first time someone’s had to deal with a surly sourpuss in the creative department.
Anyways, that’s beside the point. I’ll get to the good news:
>>>TODAY ONLY: Get 10% off SITEWIDE with code GET10. Offer includes clearance items.
Make sure to read that last bit carefully: this offer includes our clearance items. So anything that’s marked down gets marked down an EXTRA 10% when you use that code. Seriously.
...But only for today.