that's the last time I'll ask a favor from someone.
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We wanted to have our web developer write you this email introducing our Brand New Master Subscription Page where you can see every subscription offering in one space, but what we realized is that the spoken word clearly isn’t his forte:
Ben: Hey dude - do you mind writing an email to our customers letting them know you’ve completed the master subscription landing page? Nick: Like write? Weird ask - but, okay? You just want me to show them it’s done? Ben: Sure, however you want to show them it’s all set up. Nick: Fine...
What he was trying to say is that you can check out all of our subscription offerings from one convenient landing page. Men’s, women’s, matching all available from one destination.
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Introducing The Long Leg Boxer Subscription For those who need an extra 2.5” added down there every month.

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